Procrasturbating? I know I am. Here are three videos to stroke your funny boner.
1) George Washington Video
2) An Educational Film on Spiders
3) An OK GO Video (not so much funny as amusing)
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
CU Photo Montage #2
More Columbia University website pictures, exposeded!!!
#6. Naive sophomore Cynthia Glompers mistakes the scabies on her cheek for her usual 3am "boredom itch." In addition to Butler Library's Rare Books collection on the 7th floor, the facility is also known for its roving scabie hoards which feast on subcutaneous student flesh, whether a physics major's like Cynthia's or someone else's.
#7. The reincarnation of pop star Freddie Mercury commands you to cower in abject humiliation before he breaks out the Seventh Seal (and not the Ingrid Bergman or Demi Moore movies either, you ignorant bitches).
#8. And with the discovery of this final key document, Dr. Chimpler finally won a long-standing wager between he and the dastardly Asians of the Department of Colored History over whether or not Beethoven's mother was black. Wanna know the answer? Track down your own rare 18th century parchment!
#9. Emily Yang smiles as she points out her fourth degenrative brain tumor this week, bringing her one closer to winning that Low-Carb Southwestern Chicken wrap! Unfortunately, she cannot operate on herself and will have to entrust her brilliant mind to a peer with a lower GPA.
#10. They all clearly heard the farting noise, but no one actually had the guts to call Professor Donovan out on her filthy discussion group habit.
#6. Naive sophomore Cynthia Glompers mistakes the scabies on her cheek for her usual 3am "boredom itch." In addition to Butler Library's Rare Books collection on the 7th floor, the facility is also known for its roving scabie hoards which feast on subcutaneous student flesh, whether a physics major's like Cynthia's or someone else's.
#7. The reincarnation of pop star Freddie Mercury commands you to cower in abject humiliation before he breaks out the Seventh Seal (and not the Ingrid Bergman or Demi Moore movies either, you ignorant bitches).
#8. And with the discovery of this final key document, Dr. Chimpler finally won a long-standing wager between he and the dastardly Asians of the Department of Colored History over whether or not Beethoven's mother was black. Wanna know the answer? Track down your own rare 18th century parchment!
#9. Emily Yang smiles as she points out her fourth degenrative brain tumor this week, bringing her one closer to winning that Low-Carb Southwestern Chicken wrap! Unfortunately, she cannot operate on herself and will have to entrust her brilliant mind to a peer with a lower GPA.
#10. They all clearly heard the farting noise, but no one actually had the guts to call Professor Donovan out on her filthy discussion group habit.
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