Babies Havin' Babies

I think this young woman's initiative should be an inspiration to us all. Don't let no one tell you you cain't have yo' dreamz... not even yo' mama.

(For some reason, I cannot embed the video, but it is worth checking out, I swura.

CU Photo Montage #3

#11. The Jewish exodus from Columbia begins after groundskeepers spray copious amounts of Jew-B-Gone in the dorms and install the spike-topped iron gates. "If we didn't fumigate and put up the fences, students of all races would infest this place all summer," said groundskeeper, Ralph Renshaw. The Columbia physical plant uses all sorts of racial repellents to keep summer student populations low, including Asian-Dissuasion, Black Out, and Mexi-Can't.

#12. Only the wealthiest students get to comfortably resume their winter studies in North Faced and goose-downed warmth, while many unfortunate others must freeze to death naked in the snow, left contemplating their unfinished degrees and winter's cold cruelty.

#13. Another meeting of the Board of Trustees devolves into dramatics as Lady Pumblechook lectures Lord Sassifras on the impropriety of "sass-mouth" and his ungentlemanly "ass-grabbery."

#14. Columbia Western Civilizations majors take so many notes that their hands frequently cripple into a hideous grip known as "Aristotle Claw."

#15. The Columbia Athletics Department reduces athletic overhead by combining sports such as Soccer Pattycake Relay and High Impact Ground Tennis. Why excel at just one sport, when you can master three simultaneously?